slenclerkush:

reblogmyselfie:

reblogmyselfie:

my nephew was singing thrift shop and instead of saying cock he says clock

walk up in the club like waddup i gotta big clock

weeaboo-chan:

reveriiee:

vingardiumlesbiosa:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

what the fuck???

Its because of shit like this in various degrees that i don’t go to most clubs, there is always something trying to turn women into a product, in to something that would make the men come. Clubs that charge women less, or offer free drinks to ladies or have a strict dress code for women to be accepeted in.. urgh i can’t even finish my thought 

oh my god what the fuck

i hope they get sued to oblivion

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

lordoftheinternet:

the true face of evil

17xinfinity:

ohcorny:

fuck gender roles skirts for everybody

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

queenmegmasters:

jenna said clara and river respect each other a lot so that means they’re gonna kiss right

right